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WARNING
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This fanfiction contains
SWEAR WORDS & STRONG LANGUAGE
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The story of Chavez
Chavez woke up from his nighmare,m scratching at his balls. oh no, i dreamesdi wasn't retarded he said and banged his head against he wall until he died
kulche made a retarded noise as he want to check on chvaze, but he was too retarded to tell he was dead so he took a s*** on his corpse and went to sleep. pokokpokoro kaka biuchi kokorogono he sang the traditional locoretard chant.
then budzi woke up and decided to have a s*** sandwich for breakfast. so he goes and gets toast which was actually pekerone's hair and goes into chavez room to ask him for some turds. luckily chavez already ma de some!
meanwhile chavez's corpse was starting to grow locomold so tupley the fat f*** made a retarded noise and swallowed it all. "I'm so fat. i'm really retarded because my body is too big" he observed then went off to masturbate.
Thankfully Pekerone knows how to cook so he makes a big plate of spaghetti for all the fata** locorocos to suck clean so they can get even bigger and more retarded. Kulche was the first he ate 555 oinds of spaghetti an grew t be as big as a house. He started f***ing up small villages bvwcause he's retarded.
Then all the locoroco were happy so they start singing the song
ku koro pokoloathe ka marapara ha nu too
noi ko goro ha hapukolate crap
banana ho mino ha